#CentralHaul! haha thanks, @gracehelbig. grumpus cashier actually physically laughed out loud bc of this. /& thanks, mateo, for this sh*tty bag. iLove.

#CentralHaul! haha thanks, @gracehelbig. grumpus cashier actually physically laughed out loud bc of this. /& thanks, mateo, for this sh*tty bag. iLove.

i’m all about that bass that bass ::no treble:: #dancedance @meghan_trainor

This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, ‘Hey you. Can you help me out?’ The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, & moves on.
Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, ‘Father, I’m down in this hole can you help me out?’ The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole, & moves on.
Then a friend walks by, ‘Hey, Joe, it’s me can you help me out?’ And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, ‘Are you stupid?! Now we’re both down here.’ The friend says, ‘Yeah, but I’ve been down here before, & I know the way out.’
- Leo McGarry, The West Wing.
house of tran: yum edition. #home #cakho

house of tran: yum edition. #home #cakho

'He must have known I'd want to leave you.' / 'No, he must have known you would always want to come back.'
— J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

you’re 29 yo! wha. crazy, happy bday, you. miss you probably several x’s a week. again, hope you know you were/are always loved. ::cheers to another year:::

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[from 8/14/2013]: fitting quote in every sense (esp since you always told me i was your ron hahA). ::sigh::: happy bday, you. i miss you & wish you all the incredible things this life has to offer. whether you turn 28, or 88, hope you know… you were/are always loved. (via sarahthetran)

@iamnaomipilgrim holy mac. sittin’ here & cannot help but ::dance:: #NAOMIPILGRIM

lizclimo:

The Little World of Liz Climo at Book Expo America last week! LWOL features lots of comics posted here on my blog, and over fifty brand new ones! Available this Sept, pre-order available through Barnes & Noble, Indie Bound, Books a Million or Amazon 

liz climo. not just the cutiest animals ever - but i love so much the simple funnies. this human & her gift.

lizclimo:

The Little World of Liz Climo at Book Expo America last week! LWOL features lots of comics posted here on my blog, and over fifty brand new ones! Available this Sept, pre-order available through Barnes & Noble, Indie BoundBooks a Million or Amazon 

liz climo. not just the cutiest animals ever - but i love so much the simple funnies. this human & her gift.

holy mac. accidentally balled so hard. right place right time. my fave coffee shop #inversion. thanks, @iv_281 (& @htxfaf). love your local artists, y’all. #htxfreeartfriday

holy mac. accidentally balled so hard. right place right time. my fave coffee shop #inversion. thanks, @iv_281 (& @htxfaf). love your local artists, y’all. #htxfreeartfriday

you know how sometimes… you try rushin’ thru whole foods, but stop dead in your tracks bc you see the amazing typography of onea your friends/fave humans/fave artists… & you’re forced to buy a whole f*ing box of expensive bars for no reason.

you know how sometimes… you try rushin’ thru whole foods, but stop dead in your tracks bc you see the amazing typography of onea your friends/fave humans/fave artists… & you’re forced to buy a whole f*ing box of expensive bars for no reason.

1st time I’ve ever seen a ‘you’ve been hazed’ shirt in real life. :::don’t. don’t do it. ignore her. ‘s fine. don’t be awkward. wait- what’re you writi—no. stop! wai-sit down. no::: / haha i just… had to.

1st time I’ve ever seen a ‘you’ve been hazed’ shirt in real life. :::don’t. don’t do it. ignore her. ‘s fine. don’t be awkward. wait- what’re you writi—no. stop! wai-sit down. no::: / haha i just… had to.